wintermoth:

Ladybug: “Looks like you won’t find out my true identity today.” ;D

Chat Noir: “I already know who you are. You’re the girl of my dreams.” :3

chlxnette:

don’t touch me

crissle:

thotzekage:

I hate when a woman says she hates something about her body and a man says “I’d still fuck” like that’s suppose to magically clear up my skin and elevate my self esteem.

Plus men will fuck anything. There are men in a mountain somewhere fucking goats cause they gussy is tight. Bye

gussy

(Source: thotpanther, via perks-of-being-chinese)

bluegrasshole:

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

(via beyoncescock)

swarnpert:

coworker: i think that girl was flirting with you

me, stupid:

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

(via lubricates)

peachgameboycolor:

tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

petiotte:

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

(via lubricates)

alexander:

crhrisevans:

Chad Dylan Cooper; the greatest actor of our generation.

Underrated fave

(via allteenrelates)

(Source: zog-agent, via spoken-not-written)